NozyCat: 2009

7/17/2009

It MUST be 5 O'clock SOMEWHERE !!!

Malika is the Siberian Husky who hates to waste a drop. YUM....Grey Goose !!!

6/18/2009

Nozycat Spending the Summer with the Buddha

See you in the Fall !!!!

6/05/2009

5/27/2009

5/22/2009

5/18/2009

Snuggles is Almost 20 !! So Sweet

Keep Going Girl !!

5/14/2009

How Does it Feel ??

To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

5/10/2009

I Can't Remember......

What's this thing on my forehead called ??????

5/08/2009

5/07/2009

Before They Were Famous

Nozycat without Sunglasses when he was a little Boogie Boy

Time to Ease the Trade Embargo with Cuba

I'm getting tired of these cheap White Owl cigars.
Oh how I long for the good old days,
having a gin with fresh coconut juice,
smoking a Cohiba..........

5/04/2009

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

5/01/2009

LOVE ALL ANIMALS

"I hope to make people realize how totally helpless animals are, how dependent on us, trusting as a child must that we will be kind and take care of their needs ...[They] are an obligation put on us, a responsibility we have no right to neglect, nor to violate by cruelty."
James Herriot

4/30/2009

The Russians are Coming...

Russian Bears, that is, coming out of Hibernation

" Hi, I'm a Newt...

I have nothing more to say "

4/27/2009

Just Ducky !!!!

At the Great Swamp Nursery, NJ

GUINNESS, Grandson of Secretariat !!

Guinness is a thoroughbred from off the track. Secretariat is his grandfather and his real name is Whos Yo Granddaddy. He wasn''t gelded until he was 4, which is a little late, and he thinks he is still a stallion. this means he bites,

4/26/2009

Meet Nezzy ....2 Cute for Words !!!!!

SWEET

Max says " Hey ..Im trying to get some sleep !"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

4/24/2009

I Am NOT a SPAZZ like the Cartoon Devil

Just wanted to set the record straight

4/23/2009

Remember....Feed Your Head

" I Miss the 80s "

Disco, Big Hair...trips to the rest room...

" I'm NOT BALD !!...(not that there's anything wrong with that)"

I met a cute Falconess on eHarmony. We got along well until
I told her I was a Bald Eagle. She told me she doesn't date
"bald Birds" She won't return my emails, sheesh.

4/22/2009

Happy Earth Day !!

Take Care of Our EARTH - NozyCat

Sammie says...Can someone PLEASE turn up the heat ?

Mike Dolan.. Holtsville ,NY ... "My wife complains i use to much cat litter" !!

THE esoteric approach to LIFE

It's Hot in the Desert. Gimme a Sip......

Anything cold and wet will do, but an Extra Dry Gin Martini would be just Ducky !!!

4/20/2009

Rastro Roves RozyCat

Please see a speech therapist, Astro - NozyCat

Grown Man 'bitten' by Rattan Turtle

I am not going to even ATTEMPT an explanation of this - NozyCat

" I Ain't Got NoBODY ..."

Free Ray Ban Sunglasses

4/17/2009

Don't Blame the Deer Population

Many homeowners spend a small fortune keeping deer from eating their flowers and shrubs, when they should be watching out for Sub-Urban Pandas, which have grown to ALARMING numbers. - Nozycat

4/16/2009

" Fingers?...Anybody got fingers???"

" I need to BITE someone's finger !!! "

4/15/2009

I'm the Smart Donkey.....

My brother is a stupid ass. He moved to Arizona an now he works at the Grand Canyon, carrying fat tourists on his back down to the bottom of the canyon...and then back up again. I caught a boat to St. John VI. I live off the land. Tourists take my picture and feed me. I spend a lot of time at Caneel Bay Resort. LIFE IS GOOD !

I Shy Away From Snorkelers

Thanks Nozycat, for the Wayfarer Sunglasses. These Snorkelers are always looking at me, so know I can move about these turquoise blue waters....Anonymously !

Sparrow Sounds off on Somali Pirates

There is only one way to deal with these pirates who are attacking ships in the Indian Ocean off Somalia. Not the US Navy or the UN. They need my cousin, Captain Jack Sparrow, to straighten their butts out !!

Ahhhhh Spring......

When a young TOAD's fancy turns to thoughts of Love....and more Toads, no doubt

4/14/2009

Daisy Doodlebug has too many chores

Enough already ! This is the 5th laundry today. How many can I sleep in ? Sheesh, I love warm fresh-smelling towels, but enough is enough. Think I'll go up to the third floor and sleep under a lamp or by the radiator.

4/13/2009

BO-BAMA

I hate to run photos of people, but he IS the President...and the photo is just too cool - NozyCat

(President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama, daughters Malia and Sasha, and now BO comprise America's First Family)

New TOP DOG at the White House

The identity of the first puppy -- the one that the Washington press corps has been yelping about for months, the one President Obama has seemed to delight in dropping hints about -- leaked out Saturday. This despite White House efforts to delay the news until the big debut planned for Tuesday afternoon.

The little guy is a six-month-old Portuguese water dog given to the Obama girls as a gift by that Portuguese water dog-lovin' senator himself, Edward Kennedy of Massachusetts. Malia and Sasha named it Bo; their cousins have a cat named Bo and first lady Michelle Obama's father was nicknamed Diddley, a source said. (Get it? Bo ... Diddley?)