Don't Blame the Deer Population

Many homeowners spend a small fortune keeping deer from eating their flowers and shrubs, when they should be watching out for Sub-Urban Pandas, which have grown to ALARMING numbers. - Nozycat

" Fingers?...Anybody got fingers???"

" I need to BITE someone's finger !!! "

I'm the Smart Donkey.....

My brother is a stupid ass. He moved to Arizona an now he works at the Grand Canyon, carrying fat tourists on his back down to the bottom of the canyon...and then back up again. I caught a boat to St. John VI. I live off the land. Tourists take my picture and feed me. I spend a lot of time at Caneel Bay Resort. LIFE IS GOOD !

I Shy Away From Snorkelers

Thanks Nozycat, for the Wayfarer Sunglasses. These Snorkelers are always looking at me, so know I can move about these turquoise blue waters....Anonymously !

Sparrow Sounds off on Somali Pirates

There is only one way to deal with these pirates who are attacking ships in the Indian Ocean off Somalia. Not the US Navy or the UN. They need my cousin, Captain Jack Sparrow, to straighten their butts out !!

Ahhhhh Spring......

When a young TOAD's fancy turns to thoughts of Love....and more Toads, no doubt

Daisy Doodlebug has too many chores

Enough already ! This is the 5th laundry today. How many can I sleep in ? Sheesh, I love warm fresh-smelling towels, but enough is enough. Think I'll go up to the third floor and sleep under a lamp or by the radiator.

BO-BAMA

I hate to run photos of people, but he IS the President...and the photo is just too cool - NozyCat

(President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama, daughters Malia and Sasha, and now BO comprise America's First Family)

New TOP DOG at the White House

The identity of the first puppy -- the one that the Washington press corps has been yelping about for months, the one President Obama has seemed to delight in dropping hints about -- leaked out Saturday. This despite White House efforts to delay the news until the big debut planned for Tuesday afternoon.

The little guy is a six-month-old Portuguese water dog given to the Obama girls as a gift by that Portuguese water dog-lovin' senator himself, Edward Kennedy of Massachusetts. Malia and Sasha named it Bo; their cousins have a cat named Bo and first lady Michelle Obama's father was nicknamed Diddley, a source said. (Get it? Bo ... Diddley?)

Tango the Red Factor Canary suggests

"Eat MORE VEGGIES and less poultry"